Shipping Meme

SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE:
1.) Naruto x Sasuke (interchangeable)   [Naruto]

2.) Grimmjow x Ulquiorra                     [Bleach]

3.) Tezuka x Fuji                                    [Prince of Tennis]

4.) Yuuri x Wolfram                               [Kyou Kara Maou]

5.) Dino x Hibari                                    [Reborn]

6.) Naruto x Sasuke x Sai x Gaara x Neji x Itachi xShikamaru x …w/e  (yay for crack orgy!) [Naruto]

Other pairings that I like.

Lee x Sakura (crack)                                        [Naruto]

Okita x Kagura (crack)                                    [Gintama]

Hijikata x Okita                                               [Gintama]

THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
7.) Ulquiorra x Orihime                                  [Bleach]

8.) Naruto x Hinata                                         [Naruto]

9.)

THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
10.) Sasuke x Sakura                                       [Naruto]

11.) Aang x Katara                                            [Avatar the Last Airbender]

12.) Ichigo x Rukia                                            [Bleach]

TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
13.) Zuko x Toph                                               [Avatar the Last Airbender]

14.) Zoro x Sanji                (crack)                     [One Piece]

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
It just pains me to see it on the front page of dA. I just don’t see the chemistry between the characters at all. Sorry.

2. Who do you know that ships #13?
….not much.

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?

In Fuji’s bedroom where he usually stash all his [censor], and Tezuka is trying to study and Fuji just won’t have it. But usually all scenarios usually includes Fuji [CENSOR] his [CENSOR] on Tezuka’s [CENSOR].

4. What is your favorite moment for #1?
Any scenario where….just refer to number 3. Same concept applies.

5. How long have you been following couple #6?

Over a year ago when I first noticed that 3 is better than 2…and 4 is also better than 3…and 5 is definitely better than 4. And heck….why stop there?

6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?
I never cared in the first place. I followed that pairing before I find two men going at each other super hot. But even at that time, I was not really into the pairing. I mean, sure Naruto and Hinata makes a cute pairing, but I couldn’t care less.

7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4?
Grimmjow x Ulquiorra or Yuuri x Wolfram.  Grimmjow x Ulquiorra, most definitely.

8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
Ichigo and Rukia…I really don’t see it happening. They seem to be in a very sibling-like relationship. But if they are paired together, it is more tolerable than Sasuke and Sakura.

9. What interests you about #14?
Crack pairing is hilarious.

10. When did you stop liking #7?
Long story. Only because I grew an interest to Grimmjow x Ulquiorra. And that is a long story in itself.

Basically, I was chatting with one my guy friends. He asked me to draw Grimmjow. Of course, I suggest that I should throw in Ulquiorra in that picture.

He thought it was awesome at first (he imagined them in an epic battle to the death), but being the cynical bastard that I am, I added “let’s make them [censor] each other.”   I want to clarify that I was not into BL at the time. I did it just to be a major arse and to make that guy uncomfortable…mainly because I just didn’t want to draw at all in the first place.  I had a good laugh. And the guy is just afraid to ask me to draw and “ruin his favorite character.”  Which was all fine and dandy by me. After all the HEHA dissipated, for some reason, the idea of shipping those two together unexpectedly sounds very enticing.

Then I lost interest in Ulquiorra and Orihime.

11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?
I left that blank.

12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
Aqua: Barbie Girl 

13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?

I can’t choose between Grimmjow x Ulquiorra and Tezuka x Fuji!  The former is a nice contrast between a psychopathic muscular man with an anger issue and a quiet sociopathic nihilist.  The latter is also a wonderful contrast between a stoic bookworm and a sadistic, masochistic, and adorable genius. I can’t choose. Don’t make me.

14. Which do you dislike the most?
Dislike…Sasuke and Sakura. Not much to add.

15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?


16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
Grimmjow and Ulquiorra kissing? In the manga…no. In my mind, oh HELL YES. It is hot and steamy too.

17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
Yuuri x Wolfram.  Yes, happy ending. I skimmed through the last episode of the anime. It looks happy.

18. What would make you start shipping #14?
Because it is hilarious.

19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?
Number 2. My number 6 is a crack sausage fest.

20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
Sakura abruptly realizes how Sasuke’s spiky hair keeps stabbing her in the eye when she tries to hug him from behind. She could not longer take it, and due to that reason, she breaks up with the emo stick in the mud, and ran off to Lee because Lee’s hair is fashionably slick, cropped into a bowl, and most importantly, it does not defy gravity.

Sasuke in his emo glory dramatically falls to the ground and in a long monologue defends the integrity of his cornea threatening hairdo.  Naruto, understanding the agony that the raven is in, enters the scene.  He gently strokes Sasuke’s hair saying “I understand your pain.” 

Sasuke looks up, with tears streaming from his eyes “Do you? DO YOU REALLY?”
“Yes,” Naruto confesses “I had the same problem as you do. And I overcame it.”
Wiping the tears from his eyes, “What did you do about it?”

“ I switched to  Pantene Pro V.”