I'm Italian.

ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5' 10
[ ] You talk with your hands
total= 3


IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
total= 1

SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member’ instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have/had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total = 2

BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer.
Total = 2

FRENCH
[ ] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[x] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 2

RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
total = 1

NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total= 2

CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
Total = 1

AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year around.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 0

POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you’re Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[x] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup. (I laugh at all our failures)
Total = 1

AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[1] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 1

ASIAN
[x] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2

GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're under 5'4". (WHAT? Germans are tall, what does this have to do with anything?)
Total = 4

AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
total= 1

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Supernatural Meme

~VAMPIRE~
[x] You rather be pale than tan.
[ ] You like to eat or drink red things.
[ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[ ] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it.
[x] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak.
[ ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others
[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] You're more active at night.
Total: 3

~WEREWOLF~
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[ ] You love the moon.
[ ] You're very loyal.
[ ] If you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[ ] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[x] You like dogs.
[ ] You're fairly sturdy in stature.
[ ] You're either a good leader or a solitary person.
[ ] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.
Total: 2

~WERECAT~
[ ] You love cats.
[ ] You're lithe and agile.
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[ ] You like gymnastics.
[ ] You love to eat seafood.
[ ] You're affectionate and cozy.
[ ] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap
out of your skin or swat at them.
[ ] You like yarn.
[ ] You like chasing things.
[ ] You're an excellent hunter.
Total: 0

~ZOMBIE~
[ ] You're an outcast.
[ ] You feel as if you're not truly alive.
[ ] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry.
[x] You tend to zone out.
[ ] You don't feel very smart.
[ ] You like worms.
[ ] You like taking things slowly.
[ ] You like odd foods.
[ ] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[ ] You don't get much sleep.
Total: 1

~GHOST/PHANTOM~
[ ] You're invisible.
[ ] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[ ] You can send chills down a persons spine just by looking at them.
[ ] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[ ] You're incredibly gentle.
[ ] You're very shy around someone you find attractive.
[ ] You tend to simply disappear when no ones looking.
[ ] You enjoy scaring people.
[x] You like the indoors.
[ ] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.
Total: 1

~GHOUL~
[x] You will eat just about anything.
[ ] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as
you're getting what you want out of them.
[ ] You like stalking people.
[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[ ] You get hungry easily.
[ ] You like torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[ ] You like the idea of being insane.
Total: 1

~WITCH~
[ ] You're into Wicca/paganism.
[ ] You like magical objects.
[ ]You believe in magic/can perform it.
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[ ] People find you intolerably cruel.
[x] You enjoy manipulating people.
[ ] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[ ] You love black cats.
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.
Total: 1

~SHAPESHIFTER~
[ ] You have different personalities.
[ ] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[x] You're fickle.
[ ] You have more than one lover.
[x] You're unpredictable.
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[x] You are fond of many different things.
[ ] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[ ] You often say one thing and mean another.
[x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.
Total: 4

~DEMON~
[x] You have a very bad temper.
[ ] You're usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] You worship Satan.
[ ] You like pentagrams.
[x] You love to mess with peoples heads.
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[ ] You laugh when other people are hurt.
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.
Total: 2

~ANGEL~
[ ] You're a very good person.
[ ] You take care with everything you do.
[ ] You can be extremely serious.
[ ] You're gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[ ] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[ ] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[ ] People see you as being very pure.
[ ] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[ ] You love God
Total: 0

~FAIRY/ELF~
[ ] You enchant people.
[x] You like organic things.
[ ] You're almost always smiling.
[ ] You love the world around you.
[ ] You get attached to animals easily.
[x] You're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[ ] You fall in love easily.
[ ] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[ ] You don't HATE anyone.
[x] You like long hair. (and short...)
Total: 3

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Nerd

ANIME NERD
[x] You watch anime.
[x] You read manga.
[ ] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[x] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention.
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[x] You enjoy drawing anime.
[ ] People you know, know you as the 'anime' person.
[x] You know that it is pronounced .____. and not 'manga' like it is spelled.
Anime Nerd Points: 6

ART NERD
[x] You like art.
[x] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[x] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[x] People actually ask for your drawings.
[x] You are known as 'the art person' at your school.
[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or ' pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ ] You have considered a career as an artist.
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[ ] You have a favorite artist.
[ ] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.
Art Nerd Points: 6

MUSICAL NERD
[x] You play a musical instrument. (not really)
[ ] You play more than one instrument.
[ ] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[ ] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[x] You listen to classical music.
[x] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[x] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You write music.
[x] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers / instruments / musical time periods / key / etc.
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.
Musical Nerd Points: 5

VIDEO GAME NERD
[x] You play video games.
[x] You've owned more than 4 different video game systems.
[ ] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[ ] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3 player.
[ ] You love to talk about video games.
[ ] You've memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[ ] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[ ] Your gaming system is in your room.
[ ] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[ ] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[ ] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[ ] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.
Video Game Nerd Points: 4

COMPUTER NERD
[x] You use the computer every day.
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[ ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[x] You use computer faces; : D xD xP D: ^_^ >.> and etc. (:-D)
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[x] You spend time in online forums.
[ ] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] You have friends you have only met online.
[ ] You have/had a girlfriend/boyfriend you have only met online.
[x] You have actually met an online friend in person.
[ ] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.'
[ ] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.
[ ] You can type really, really fast.
Total: 8

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