All Hail the Chinese Language
>> Friday, October 23, 2009
Well, my younger sister was trying to find pain meds in the medicine cabinet. She dug this up.
Apparently, it is medicine for diarrhea.
Bunch of mental constipations!
>> Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Okay, this will be my first real rant ever in this blog. In my defense, I have every right to bitch about this. Basically, it goes like this:
In my Uni it is required to use some internet system called LiveText. It is just a simple system that allows us to upload our homework onto their database. Sounds elementary right? Well, it is not that simple. Well it is...but... not when there is a hidden cost attached to something so fundamental. You would think this stupid program is free, since we are required to use it. (By the way, I hate the stupid system) Just the other week, I got a bill in the mail asking for $94.00! And guess what it is for? THAT STUPID PROGRAM/SYSTEM!!! It is preposterous!
1.) The program is for school work only. I am not allowed to upload anything other than school work. (Hell, I might not be complaining so much if I can upload any of my shyt)
2.) It has already gave me so many problems. It ranges from upload complication to invalid logins.
3.) Registration was like advanced calculus.
4.) It costs $94.
5.) $94 can buy me first class porn on the internet.
6.) It cost less than $94 for first class porn.
I am not going to pay that bill unless they threaten me! Even then, I'll bitch about it. HAH
Btw, I am joking about the porn thing. Everyone knows that you must be a retard to actually pay for porn.
Halloween painting WIP
I'm thinking about adding teddy bears and balloons. What else?
Read more...I am not a bad influence... DARN IT!
>> Saturday, October 17, 2009
The PianoMarble texures and good ol' pentool~
____________________________
Stole another quiz
HAVE YOU
[] smoked[x] consumed alcohol (infront of family members but the drinks had super low alcohal content)
[] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
[] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[] kissed someone of the same sex
[] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[] watched porn
[] bought porn (why buy when you get it for free on the internet?)
[] tried drugs
TOTAL: 2
[x] taken painkillers.
[] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend (in my defense, the truth hurts a lot more)
[] snuck out of the house
[] done something illegal
[] felt hurt
[] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[] seen someone die
TOTAL: 6
[] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night (sleep over~)
[] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair (to a dark brown)
[] been in an accident
[] been to a club
[] been to a bar
TOTAL: 8
[] been to a wild party[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[] wore arm bands
[] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[] owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL: 9
[] dressed gothic
[] dressed girly
[] dressed punk
[] dressed grunge
[] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[] blacked out
[] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL: 9
[] had a crush on a friend
[] been to a concert
[] dry-humped someone
[] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[] broken a mirror
[] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 10
[x] seen an R-rated movie in theater
[x] cruised the mall
[] skipped school
[] had surgery
[] had an injury
[] gone to court
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire (mircowave oven!)
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL: 14
[] owned/rented an apartment/house.
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police.
[] talked to a stranger
[] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger.
[] rode in the car with a stranger
[] been harassed.
[x] been verbally harassed.
TOTAL: 15
[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[] been to a fair
[] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[] prank-called someone
[] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 19
I'm still a goody goody!
If You Have Less Than 10.. write [I'm a Goody Goody]If You Have More Than 10.. write [I'm still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [I should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [I should be dead] Read more...
I Fail
>> Thursday, October 15, 2009
OLD charcoal sketch.
It is suppose to be Namie, but I suck at replicating photographs. I have an inclination to "edit" what I perceive. Usually, it is not for the better. So, it looks nothing like her.
Read more...All hail my potent manliness~
>> Sunday, October 11, 2009
Waffle, Tommy and Icarus
Listening to Dunk Shoot by W & Whale and Jo Kwon
Stole a quiz.
YOUR BOY SIDE
[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[x] dogs are better than cats (I just rather have a dog)
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall (Maybe I am just a sadist)
[] you've played with/against boys on a team
[] shopping is torture
[x] sad movies suck (I DESPISE THEM)
[] you own a XBOX
[] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega (all 3, including PS3 and N64)
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (when I was 3)
[] you watch sports on TV
[] gory movies are cool
[] you used to go to your dad for advice
[] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh (I have the cards!)
[] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[x] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[] you sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you have fished at least once
[ TOTAL= 12 ]
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
YOUR GIRL SIDE
[x] you like to shop
[] you wear eyeliner
[x] you wear the color pink
[] you go to your mom for advice
[] you consider cheerleading a sport
[] you hate wearing all black
[x] you like going to the mall
[] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelery
[] you cried watching The Notebook
[] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[x] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[] you are/were in gymnastics
[] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[] you smile a lot more than you should
[] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[] you care about what you look like majority of the time
[] you like wearing dresses
[] you like wearing body spray/deodorant
[] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[] you like putting makeup on others
[] you like being the star of almost everything
[TOTAL= 6]
_______________________________
Icarus WIP
The Art of Procrastination
>> Sunday, October 4, 2009
Procrastination comes naturally to many. Specifically, it is a curse. Our minds are programmed to trigger the automatic message that says that we can “do this later.” There are things far more interesting than working on an English paper. Instead, stare at that bug that landed on the window sill. It has the most fascinating design on its back. Of course, procrastination does not have to be wasted on staring at miniscule insects. If procrastination is done right, there are benefits. Effective procrastination can be achieved by prioritizing, remaining guilt free, scanning the materials, and indulging oneself in distractions first.
Everyone has used “I’ll do it later” as a procrastination motto. However, when is later? Is it tomorrow; two weeks from now; or when the next Ice Age hits? This leads to the first step of effective procrastination. Prioritize and define when that later is. Although it does not sound like an inviting step to avid procrastinators, this is crucial to effective procrastination. Create a list of all the things that need to be done. All school assignments should be listed in the order of due date. Check off what must be done immediately and leave the rest for later.
The second step toward the couch-slouching journey may be the hardest one. It will require skimming over the material before first. Yes, to procrastinate, one must first know the material that will be laid aside. To allow the mind to envision materials, draw a mustache on every photo. Maybe, after the fiftieth desecrated photo a brilliant idea that pertains to the English paper will surface.
The third step and the most vital step is to ignore guilt. If everything is prioritized, there should be no guilt. Everything will eventually get done. Find ways to occupy yourself to avoid guilt. Watch all of your favorite TV series episodes until you reach the due date of the assignments.
The fourth and last step is to further prioritize to accommodate to your own fun-o-meter. Indulge in distractions first. For example, when torn between writing the English paper or watching the newest episode of the TV series, choosing to write the English paper, and forfeiting the drama episode, will leave one wondering whether Jill will ever accept Jack’s marriage proposal. A distracted mind will result in an inability to focus on the task at hand. On the other hand, giving in, and sitting through an hour of television, will put the wandering mind at ease. Only then, the mind be able to focus on the paper. However, as mentioned in step one, one must know his/her limitations. If the indulgence takes up several hours, a more reasonable distraction would be better. A short nap, reading a chapter of a favorite novel, or replying to email from friends are good alternatives.
It is probably impossible to convert a procrastinator into a studious individual. However, prioritizing, remaining guilt free, scanning the materials, and indulging oneself in distractions first, will make for effective procrastination. In the end, one can still indulge in the couch-potato glory, while getting all the work done on time.
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