I'm Italian.

>> Thursday, December 23, 2010

ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5' 10
[ ] You talk with your hands
total= 3


IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
total= 1

SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member’ instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have/had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total = 2

BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer.
Total = 2

FRENCH
[ ] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[x] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 2

RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
total = 1

NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total= 2

CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
Total = 1

AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year around.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 0

POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you’re Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[x] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup. (I laugh at all our failures)
Total = 1

AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[1] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 1

ASIAN
[x] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2

GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're under 5'4". (WHAT? Germans are tall, what does this have to do with anything?)
Total = 4

AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
total= 1

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