I am 112% mentally ill.

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (I don't wait till the car is at a complete stop...)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (and a pole...and a fence..)
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
Total: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (Yep, I tried to lick my elbow after reading that. FAILED)
[ ] You never knew that the "Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle Little Star" had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (I can even choke on air)
Total: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with 3 fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (I can't function a microwave properly)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
Total: 2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
Total: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (I wondered how an ant taste like. I was NOT an accident. It is bitter.)
[x] You're taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something that was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
Total: 5

[ ] You posted bulletins because you were scared what they say'll happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "Um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "Um" means.
[x] You say "What" and "Huh" a lot. (WHHAAATT?)
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 8FINAL TOTAL: 28! (112%)

The Rules:
- Check the boxes next to the facts that happened to you.
- You don't have to add explanations
- At the end of each series, write down your total.
- When you finish all the series, count your final total and multiply it by 4.
- Name your entry like this: I am ANSWER% mentally ill.
- Tag as many people as you want