Pity me

I'm in the process of writing my dang English paper, and I am having a splitting migraine! It just sucks how I am unable to make shyt up. Writing is such a long and grueling process. What makes it worse, I found out that my 6 months old Zen is dead. There is no way of reviving it. I was actually careful with it too. It is not like I dropped it.....much.

So, I am planning on getting an Iputt tomorrow. I don't want to put up with all the other brands that is so hard to find repairs. Dang you Apple company. I bet this is a conspiracy. (you secretly own other companies, and make crappy products, and it breaks...and we have to resort to your iPutts) (jk...I think)

I have an ethics test tomorrow. I hope I do well. (or at least decent)

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iPutt [ahy-puht]
-noun
1.) Bonnie's creative way of pronouncing the oh-so-popular Apple product: iPod.
Origin: The combination of the words iPod and butt.